As the political races heat up, couples will have a harder time being intimate if they allow their political agendas to polarize their view of each other in bed. This political season, there are plenty of hot-button issues that revolve around human sexuality, and taking sides on those issues openly can create a fair bit of inertia in any relationship. Still, it’s especially damaging in a new dating arrangement.
Does It Matter If You Are Right or Wrong?
You meet a gorgeous girl and go out on a date. Everything is going perfectly, and you can tell things are about to get very intimate very quickly. She’s so fucking sexy in her knee-high boots and short black skirt – until she starts lecturing you about her favorite presidential candidate.
Maybe some of what she is saying is factually false. Maybe she has some significant facts mixed up in her head. Perhaps she really doesn’t have a clue what “constitutional” even means. Do you really need to correct her to show her she is wrong and you are right? Is that going to make her more likely or less likely to peel off her panties tonight?
Practice saying it with me: “Gee, I never really thought of it like that.”
You don’t have to agree with her, inform her opinion, or even share your own views. Just get off the topic and move on to something much more entertaining. Acknowledging their point of view without expressing any agreement or disagreement is the easiest way to make your lover feel heard without having to listen to another word!
Sure, if you plan to spend your life with her and want to get married next weekend, then making sure you share similar political views before producing offspring is a great idea. But if you aren’t planning on helping her get pregnant, you don’t have any reason to invest in her political education.
Nobody in history has ever gotten a better blowjob or earned a bigger orgasm by being correct about international monetary policy in bed. Even career politicians stay away from politics when they are being intimate.
Drilling her has nothing to do with drilling on Alaskan land in environmentally protected areas. Keep all the political discourse away from your chances of intercourse, and you’ll find the political situation stays exactly the same while your chances of getting laid go up faster than the poll numbers of a candidate who promises to cut taxes.
The Culture of Being Right Is Bad For Sex
Sex in itself is all about compromise, sharing, caring, and being in touch with the feelings of other people. That’s pretty much the exact opposite of the culture of being right that you see when you watch cable news and see eight idiots in an octobox on your screen shouting at each other about things none of them are actually going to fix.
But, but, but… what about the issues?
Nobody is saying you should tune out of politics or leave these important matters for someone else to decide. It’s your world just as much as anyone else, and if you have strong views on the subject, you should always express them by voting at the ballot box… just don’t do it when you are between her thighs licking her box!
Sex is a fun diversion that takes your mind off the right to choose, climate change, space force, and all the other things that have people screaming at each other on Sunday morning television. If you really feel like watching MSNBC or Fox News after you finish fucking, that’s your call (though you’d be better off making her breakfast). However, even starting to talk about the topic before or during sex is the biggest buzzkill you can give your new mate on a first date.
The Presidential Election Matters Less Than Your Erection
Why would you want to spend your evenings in a shouting match with a pretty girl, telling her all about some presidential candidate, when what you should be doing is getting yourself elected as the new mayor of Pound Town?
There’s plenty of time to talk politics with the people who you don’t want to fuck, or with the people who don’t want to fuck you. Put aside your blue shirt or red hat, forget your feelings about your favorite 70+-year-old hopeful for a few hours, and give her the kind of long, hard-thrusting attention she deserves.
After the elections, things will quiet down again for a while, and you may be able to include politics in some calm and civil conversations, but from now until election day, think of every day as erection day and stay away from the political swamp as often as you can.
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