I have a young female friend who’s obsessed with some hunky Italian model/actor, I forget his name.
Now, I have no problem whatsoever hating on an Italian model/actor. But after posting a few responses on her Facebook page that sounded like I was one of the old guys in the balcony on The Muppets (Waldorf? Statler?), I didn’t want to post another Debbie Downer.
Then I saw the pic. And there it was. The guy was sporting a duck face that would embarrass Sporty Spice. I mean, Justin Bieber was laughing at this guy.
And as online dating is a reflection of the greater cultural world we live in, it would make sense that this phenomenon of extreme pout would permeate sites like ours. That don’t make it right, however, so the Colonel is here to jump up and down like Yosemite Sam and demand that it stop. Now.
This begins with you. If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.
First, let’s take a look at your profile pics. Let’s just hope and assume that there is at least one that shows your face. And no, that tattoo of an Insane Clown Posse mask you put on the head of your cock does not count, thank you.
See any conspicuously “cute,” pouty pics? Anything that makes you look like Renée Zellweger just bit into a lemon wedge. Yeah, no. Begone!
I know it’s hard, but you’ll stand out much more with a spontaneous, non-staged, candid shot of yourself looking natural. Duck face is not natural, and any nature in which that would be organic, I don’t want any part in, thanks.
With millions of members worldwide, we’re sure we have a faces you’ll like on Adult FriendFinder.