Do you remember old-school VHS tapes? The porn movies you had to physically purchase before you could add them to your spank bank? There were no trailers, no trial memberships, and no streaming requirements. Instead, you had tapes with box covers summarizing what you could expect and, if you were lucky, a few still shots here and there.
As technology advanced, companies started selling DVDs before moving into online streaming and digital download services. Who knew that many years later, people would still search for vintage VHS pornography instead of watching today’s full HD porn movies? This type of porn has become so popular that vintage has become its own niche in the porn industry.
What’s the appeal of vintage VHS porn?
You might wonder why people still search for vintage porn when digital content is so easy to come across. The easy answer is that VHS tapes provide a sense of nostalgia you just can’t get from more modern, overproduced films. They bring us back to a time when everything was raw and natural. Cosmetic procedures weren’t as popular then, so most actors had to rely on their own natural beauty and sweet pornstaches to be considered attractive.
Vintage porn also seems more passionate and better played from the actor’s side, making things feel far more realistic. So, if you enjoy the 70s and 80s pornographic movies as much as we do, check out our top ten classic VHS porn movies!
1. 9 Lives of a Wet Pussy
The title of this cinematic masterpiece is eye-catching, to say the least. This porn movie was released in 1976 by controversial filmmaker Abel Ferrara. The plot was quite simple; it was about a beautiful woman named Pauline who was wealthy but feeling a bit blue. Thus, she sets on having a sexual adventure with different people she meets along the way. Throughout her journey, Paulina gets to experience all kinds of sexual pleasures, and she loves every single encounter.
2. Aphrodesia’s Diary
This 1983 film revolves around Adrianne, a beautiful woman who feels a bit frisky and reminisces about her greatest sexual pleasures while reading her diary. She’s in a hotel room where no one can disturb her, and as she reads her diary, you see every memory in great detail. Adrianne is a beautiful blonde with incredible breasts and an ass that won’t quit, so you will surely enjoy this adult flick.
3. Love Toy
Released in 1968, “Love Toy” was directed by Doris Washman, credited under Louis Silverman. The film follows Marcus, who loses everything to a man named Alex during a game of Gin Rummy. Enchanted by Marcus’ attractive adult daughter, Alex offers to give his winnings back in exchange for a passionate night with her. The movie has a rather interesting twist at the end, getting progressively weirder before the finale. You have to see it for yourself!
4. The Bite
If you prefer Asian beauties, “The Bite” is a classic. This Japanese movie was produced in 1966 and followed a gigolo that older women pay to seduce nubile and beautiful women as they get to watch behind the scenes. It’s a dream come true for most men; however, by the end, the man has had enough and tries to break free. But, soon, you can see that running is easier said than done.
5. Bat Pussy
While this adult movie isn’t exactly a masterpiece, it’s worth mentioning because it’s possibly the first example of a pornographic parody. “Bat Pussy” was released in the early 70s and is a parody of the old “Batman” TV show. The actors dress up, have funny dialogues, and engage in lots of sex. It’s hilarious, hot, and worth the watch.
6. Adam & Yves
Produced in 1974, this adult movie was geared towards the gay male audience. It follows the story of a French man named Yves, who pursues a handsome American man, Adam. This is yet another classic, and it’s definitely worth the mention considering that the final screen features film legend Greta Garbo (though allegedly, the use of that footage was not authorized).
7. Come and Blow the Horn
If you’re looking for a simple story with lots of sex, this 1978 Swedish classic has an interestingly delightful and whimsical premise. The film follows a group of friends who all gather on a small islet for a celebration and find a magical Viking horn that makes everyone incredibly horny when blown. Of course, sexiness ensues, and suddenly the beautiful, all-natural women are all too eager to get wooed into bed.
8. Barbara Broadcast
1977’s “Barbara Broadcast” perfectly summarizes the nature of pornographic movies from the Golden Age of Porn. This movie is described as “a film in four courses,” in which the best-selling author Barbara Broadcast is shown having an interview with a journalist. They discuss her impressive career and eventually continue the discussion at an upscale restaurant. There, she enjoys a menu of incredible gourmet food and plenty of sex activities she can choose from.
9. The Cheerleaders
If you’re searching for a raunchy late-teen comedy, “The Cheerleaders” is just that. The unique plot features a group of incredibly gorgeous cheerleaders who will do anything to help their team win. So, they decide to have sex with all the members of the opposing football teams. The reasoning is simple; they will tire them out before the big game. The movie had a couple of sequels because, of course, it did.
10. Centurions of Rome
This porn film was released in 1981 and is still one of the most expensive gay porn movies (almost $2 million) of all time. “Centurions of Rome” follows the lives of two Romans, Octavius and Demetrius. The two are sold into slavery because they didn’t pay their taxes during the reign of Emperor Caligula. It’s much sexier than it sounds, and you’re bound to enjoy it.
If you haven’t seen these porn classics, you should at least once in your life. There’s something so addictive about the vintage atmosphere, raw vulnerability, happy accidents, and somewhat unscripted past scenes!
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