Sexy board games can be a fun way to heat up your sex life, especially during the holidays when it’s chilly out.
Board games may not be the first thing you think about when it comes to sexy time, but they’ve become increasingly more popular thanks to Board Game Café. Suddenly, what was once a boring family activity has become much more exciting, especially when you add the prospect of nudity!
Don’t think that you have to go out and buy a bunch of adult-themed games to partake in the good times, either. All you have to do is get creative and write your own rules. Some of these games can even be adapted to an online version so you can have some sexy fun, even if you don’t have in-town partners to play with.
Shopping for sexy board games at a novelty shop can be fun, but let’s dive into the game closet and see what’s in there first. We have some sexy suggestions for classic games, and you may never look at them the same way again!
This game is always good for a laugh because the ultimate outcome is for everyone to end up in a big pile on the floor. When you change some of the rules, however, things become even more interesting. Spice things up by asking players to lose an article of clothing every time they fall. Or if someone touches the color red without falling, they have to kiss the nearest person. If they do fall, however, then they have to give that person a bj.
You could also try rules like, if penetration is possible in any position, then go for it, but don’t fall. Or, if your tongue can reach someone else, then licking is fair play. Instead of looking for the more advantageous positions to win the game, you may find yourself looking for the more sexually advantageous position instead. Before you know it, you’ll have discovered a bunch of unknown Kama Sutra positions, all thanks to Twister!
The premise of this classic game is simple– you lose a hand, then you lose some clothes. The game starts with everyone wearing the same number of articles of clothing, and once the clothes are off, then the real fun can begin. Like giving a hand job every time you lose a hand, or turning your poker chips into foreplay moves. A $5 chip is a kiss, a $25 chip is feeling him/her up, and “all in” is, well, ALL in. Ultimately, it’s the only game of poker where everyone wins.
Monopoly is the game that goes on forever, but with this version you probably won’t mind so much. Are you ready to become a millionaire of sexual favors? Get crafty and change the names of the properties to sexual acts. Instead of Boardwalk and Park Place, how about blowjob and pussy play? When you land on someone’s property and they have a house on it, lose an article of clothing. If they have a hotel on it, then perform oral sex on them instead of paying the fine. Make sure you break out the handcuffs in case someone goes directly to jail.
This is a great game to flex your vocabulary, so if big words turn you on, then you’re already off to a good start. With sexual scrabble, the one rule is that any word you play has to be sexy, so break out the dictionary, or maybe the Urban Dictionary. If someone is unsure of the meaning of the word, instead of looking it up you can offer a demonstration. Ever wonder what the word fap means? Well, if you’re lucky she’ll play it and then play with herself to define the sexy slang. This game is sexy and fun because it stimulates both the body and mind — and can be played with up to 4 people if you’re feeling really frisky.
Cards Against Humanity
This is just a fun game in general that’ll have you laughing at some of the raunchiest jokes you’ve ever heard. Since there are very few rules in Cards Against Humanity, you can pretty much wing it and make the game whatever you want it to be. You can even get specialty sexual expansion decks to make things even sexier. Cards also encourage people to make their own black or white cards to play, so there’s another opportunity to get sexy and creative. You can make a rule where all the cards laid down have to be about sex, or whoever “wins” the round has to kiss the reader. For each black card you collect you can take off an article of clothing, and by the end of the game you’ll be thinking about sex so much you’ll be dying for it. Plus, if you play long enough everyone will be naked and making out!
This is a classic game that always builds a bit of anxiety as you wait to see if the blocks are going to come crashing down when you remove that single piece. With the adult version of the game, you’ll be building towards climax instead of anxiety, however. You may have to ruin a Jenga set to do this, but trust us, it’s worth it. Take a handful of the Jenga blocks and write a different sex act on each one. They can say things like “take off an article of clothing,” “give a kiss,” or “perform oral.” If you don’t want to write on the blocks themselves, you can put stickers or tape over them and write on that instead. Stack your towers, then when someone pulls one of the Jenga blocks they have to do whatever the block says.
You can have it so every block says something, or mix it up so some blocks have writing and some don’t. When you build your tower, make sure all the writing is facing inward so you can’t see which block you’re pulling. The mystery of what block you pull is also very exciting. Don’t forget to add a special rule for what happens when the tower collapses. Maybe the person who causes the tower to collapse has to give the winner a sensual massage, or the loser has to put on the winner’s favorite cosplay outfit. Either way, there is no real loser in this game.
Strip Chinese Checkers
In this game, everyone has 10 pieces and the goal is to get all 10 pieces to the opposite side of the board, aka “home.” For every piece that makes it into the “home” position, the person sitting across from them has to lose an article of clothing. Here’s the trick: if there are only 10 pieces, then each player can only have on 10 articles of clothing. This means the loser ends up completely naked. If you play the capture version, when you capture another player’s piece they have to kiss you. Or you could add in a new element and roll the dice after a capture. Have a kind of foreplay assigned to each number on the dice — whatever number the dice lands on, the person whose piece was captured has to do it to you. This game can be played with anywhere from two to six people, so you can have as wild a night as you want.
Talk about queens gone wild! Chess is the ultimate game of strategy, but the adult version incorporates both stripping and foreplay. Every time the queen takes a piece, some fun sexual activity ensues and you get to decide what happens when each piece is captured. The ultimate goal is for the king to mate with the queen, but you may want to draw your chess game out with these sexy new rules. This is a great one to play online with a webcam because there are lots of online chess apps you can use to play with someone long distance. As you capture pieces, your video chat becomes more of a cam show!
There are a number of classic games that can be easily played online as well as in person: chess, checkers, and poker are just a few of them.
If you’re looking for someone to play with, go to adultfriendfinder.com. They have groups set up for people who love to play sexy online games. You’ll be able to meet someone to join you in person or online for a sexy game night!