If you’re looking to make your sex life a little more interesting, a public tryst could be just the thing to get your heart racing in all the right ways. Sure, it’s risky, but it’s also a lot fun if you know what you’re doing. Now, when I say “in public” I don’t necessarily mean a scenario like the one in the movie “Crank” where Amy Smart gets nailed in front of a bus full of Japanese tourists. Sure, that may sound fun, but it’s also a sure fire way to end up in jail…or on some random person’s Snapchat. If you’re looking to enjoy the thrill of a public romp without the need for bail money, these five tips could help.
Make a Plan
When it comes to great sex spontaneity is best, but if you’ve never done it in public before you’ll be far better off if you come up with a plan ahead of time. This will help you relax and not spend the entire time looking around to see who’s coming (ha, see what I did there?). If you’re not sure how to start, try asking experienced couples for advice. Before my first public adventure I spent a lot of time chatting with other exhibitionists to see what worked for them. I ended up getting some great advice that made my first time sooooo much easier.
Dress for the Occasion
Your Insta-worthy floral romper may make for a cute selfie, but if you’re trying to bang one out and not get caught, you may want to opt for clothing that’s easier to deal with should you have to make a run for it. Stick with skirts and dresses (sans underwear) and button up blouses that allow you to let the girls out without having to take your shirt off completely. It also helps to avoid bright colors that are hard to miss, so save your bright neon garments for another day.
Location, Location, Location
Picking the right location is key, especially if you want to relax and enjoy yourself. Find a place that has minimal lighting, limited foot traffic, and an easy escape route should you inadvertently find yourself putting on a live sex show for unsuspecting passersby. It also helps to scope the location out ahead of time so you know what you are dealing with. For example, I once met a guy who was really into the idea of banging underneath the Golden Gate Bridge. We weren’t sure how make that work so we planned an excursion a few days before to check out the location and found a perfectly secluded parking lot directly under the bridge. A few nights later we went back to the spot (which by that time was entirely deserted) and went at it for nearly an hour without ever seeing another passing car or human being. That’s still one of my favorite sexual experiences to look back on.
Leave the Screamers at Home
It’s always nice to know your partner is having as much fun as you are, but if you have a loud moaner on your hands (or dick, whatever) you’re pretty much guaranteed to get caught. It’s also a great way to get the cops called on you. I may or may not know that from experience…
Don’t Be a Creep
While the idea of having sex in public is exciting to you, it won’t be as exciting to anyone else who may happen upon your public sexy time shenanigans. Be conscious of those around you, and for the love of Thor please be sure you aren’t anywhere near a school. You really don’t want to be caught by impressionable young kids and end up talking to Chris Hansen on “To Catch a Predator.” While you’re at it, you may also want to check out the laws in your area, as some places have stricter laws than others should you get caught. For example, some jurisdictions will simply let you off with a ticket, while others charge you with public indecency, exposure, or some other such thing you most definitely do not want to fuck with.
If you’re still a little apprehensive about going all the way in a public place, start slow and work your way up to the good stuff. Try a hot n’ heavy make out session at the theater first, or even a quick and dirty car blowjob if you’re feeling a little extra. Whatever you do, just have fun doing it!