What is weird sex? That’s a term we don’t use much round’ these parts, but vanilla folks are quick to use it when they think of any sex position that’s a little unconventional. So instead of labeling things as weird, let’s drop the sex-shaming terms and take a look at cool sex positions for those who think turning IKEA furniture instructions into a modern-day Kama Sutra sounds like a hot Saturday night.
No sex position is entirely new — The Kama Sutra, for example, is the ultimate guide for sex positions, and that was written thousands of years ago. Positions can still be exciting, though, when they are new to you, which is why we’ve put together this handy guide for the sexually adventurous.
The biggest challenge to making a lot of sex positions work is your strength and flexibility. Many great positions require some level of physical ability, so be careful not to over-extend yourself. If you want to work up to some of them, try doing yoga, as it helps with balance, strength, and flexibility. It’s good for your health and good for your sex life!
And now, here are our favorite crazy sex positions that work:
Ally UP
Lift your partner onto your shoulders and have them hold the wall or ceiling while you give them oral sex. The person doing the holding needs to be strong because this will be tough on the shoulders after a while. But this is a fun one, not just because of the view, but because it really changes the typical positioning of getting head.
Butter Churner
It’s a terrible name, but we didn’t come up with it. This is a good one for deep penetration. One partner lays on their back and then lifts their legs in the air until only their shoulders are still on the floor. The other partner then sits on their bottom, with their legs in front of them, and penetrates the other partner’s vagina, which is directly below. Then they thrust by bouncing up and down or moving their hips back and forth. Picture one partner making a chair with their body, but their head is the bottom of the chair, and their legs are the back. The other partner is sitting in the chair backward. For a g-spot stimulator, this is a great one, but it can be hard on the neck, so be careful.
X Position
This position looks a lot like scissoring but with a penis involved. Each of you faces opposite directions and crisscrosses your legs. From here, he can penetrate her and get good g-spot stimulation. If you hold hands, you can pull each other closer to get deeper penetration.
Pretzel
This is a variation on missionary. He is kneeling, and she lays more on her side as one leg extends between his legs and under his butt. The other leg wraps around his waist. He can get some deep and powerful thrusts, she can have full access to her clit, and powerful orgasms are on the way for everyone.
Spider
Have you ever done the crab crawl where you’re on all fours but facing upward? It looks like some weird part of a horror movie, except it’s too funny to watch because no one seems coordinated when trying to walk around this way. Basically, crab crawl into each other’s junk, then put your legs on either side of his waist. You can then rock back and forth and get into a crazy crab rhythm.
Wheelbarrow
Remember playing this game? The one where you get on the ground, and someone stands behind you, lifts your legs to wrap around their waist, and then drives you around the room? This is similar, except instead of driving, they thrust their penis inside. This one can be pretty physically challenging, so you may only be able to do it for a few minutes.
Freestanding
Jump up like you’re going to give your partner a big bear hug, and then wrap your arms and legs around them. They’ll likely want to widen their stance a little bit to get a better balance. Have them lift your butt with their arm and lower you down onto their cock, then start bouncing. Both people need to be strong enough to sustain this one, but if you’re up for even more of a challenge, lean back as they’re holding on to you. For extra support, you can lean back, so your arms help hold you up by grabbing a counter.
Touch Your Toes
If you like it deep, then take a deep breath and touch your toes. If you have sex while standing and have them come from behind, you can easily bend over and grab your ankles. You then give your partner good access for very deep penetration, and they can hold your hips and get really vigorous. Warning: if you’re not flexible, you’ll want to give this one a pass.
Be the Ball
If you like to be restrained or constrained, then the “ball” is a fun position. Get into missionary and bring your legs up to your chest, wrapping your arms around your legs to hold them. Basically, ball yourself up. Then your partner lies on top of you and can thrust deeply into you. By them lying on top of you, they are using their own body to constrain you. This is also great if you’re interested in trying constraint but not sure about breaking out the ropes.
Assume the Position
This one requires you both to be flexible — which includes penile flexibility as well. Both of you bend over and grab your ankles, facing away from each other. Back up into each other, butt to butt, so they can bend their member backward to insert into you. Then you gently rock into each other. You may want to start with penetration and then bend over, but this one will likely take practice.
Standing Splits
As you guessed by the name, you need to be really flexible for this one. Both of you need to stand up, then the receiving partner bends over and lifts one leg straight in the air, resting it on the other partner’s shoulder for support. With your head down, your partner holds your butt and puts their cock in your vagina, grabbing your butt to help with thrusting. You could also do this laying down, where one partner is on their back and the other does the splits on top of them, then rocks or bounces. Before trying this one, you may want to stretch out first, so you don’t pull a muscle.
All sex positions are a variation on each other, so if you want to change things up, take your regular favorites, start moving your legs into different positions, try facing a different direction, or re-create it on the vertical instead of the horizontal. The above suggestions are meant to get you started – use your imagination and take it from there!
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