What is “weird sex?” That’s a term we don’t use much round’ these parts, but vanilla folks are quick to use it when they think of any sex position that’s a little unconventional. So instead if labeling things as “weird,” let’s drop the sex shaming terms and take a look at cool sex positions for those who think turning IKEA furniture instructions into a modern day Kama Sutra sounds like a hot Saturday night.
No sex position is completely new — The Kama Sutra, for example, is the ultimate guide for sex positions and that was written thousands of years ago. Positions can still be exciting though when they are new to you, which is why we’ve put together this handy guide for the sexually adventurous.
The biggest challenge to making a lot of sex positions work is your strength and flexibility. Many great positions require some level of physical ability, so be careful not to over-extend yourself. If you want to work up to some of them, try doing yoga, as it helps you with balance, strength, and flexibility. It’s good for your health and good for your sex life!
And now, here are our favorite “crazy” sex positions that actually work:
Lift your partner (man or woman) onto your shoulders and have them hold the wall or ceiling while you give them oral sex. The person doing the holding needs to be strong because this will get quite difficult on the shoulders after a while. But this is a fun one, not just because of the view, but because it really changes the typical positioning of getting head.
It’s a terrible name, but we didn’t come up with it. This is a good one for really deep penetration. The woman lays on her back and then lifts her legs up in the air until the only part of her back that is still on the floor is her shoulders. The man then sits on her bottom, with her legs in front of him, and he penetrates her vagina which is directly below. Then he thrusts by bouncing up and down or moving his hips back and forth. Picture the woman making a chair with her body, but her head is the bottom of the chair and her legs are the back. The guy is sitting in the chair backwards. For a g-spot stimulator this is a great one, but it can be hard on the woman’s neck, so be careful.
Ever see lesbians scissoring? This is basically the same thing, but with a penis involved. Each of you face opposite directions and crisscross your legs. From here he can penetrate her and get good g-spot stimulation. If you hold hands, you can pull each other closer to get deeper penetration.
This is a variation on missionary. He is kneeling and she lays more on her side as one leg extends between his legs and under his butt. The other leg wraps around his waist. He can get some deep and powerful thrusts, she can have full access to her clit, and powerful orgasms are on the way for everyone.
Ever done the crab crawl where you’re on all fours, but facing upward? It looks like some weird part of a horror movie, except it’s too funny to watch because no one looks coordinated when trying to walk around this way. Basically, crab crawl into each other’s junk, then put your legs on either side of his waist. You can then rock back and forth and get into a crazy crab rhythm. If the crab crawl is too difficult, just sit on him, and have him bring his knees up, then you both lay back onto your elbows. The result is the same, but it’s arguably not as much fun because there’s no weird crab walk involved.
Remember playing this game? The one where you get on the ground and someone stands behind you, lifts up your legs to wrap around their waist, and then drives you around the room? This is similar, except instead of driving, they thrust their penis inside. This one can be pretty physically challenging, so you may only be able to do it for a few minutes.
Jump up like you’re going to give your guy a big bear hug, and then wrap your arms and legs around him. He’ll likely want to widen his stance a little bit to get better balance. Have him lift your butt with his arm and then lower you down onto his cock, then start bouncing. Both people need to be strong enough to sustain this one, but if you’re up for even more of a challenge, lean back as he’s holding on to you. For extra support, you can lean back so your arms help hold you up by grabbing a counter.
Touch Your Toes
If you like it deep, then take a deep breath and touch your toes. If you have sex while standing and have him come from behind, you can easily bend over and grab your ankles. You then give him good access for very deep penetration, and he can grab your hips and get really vigorous. Warning: if you’re not flexible, you’ll want to give this one a pass.
Be the Ball
If you like to be restrained or constrained then the “ball” is a fun position. Get into missionary and bring your legs up to your chest, wrapping your arms around your legs to hold them. Basically ball yourself up. Then he lies on top of you and can thrust deeply into you. By him lying on top of you, he is using his own body to constrain you. This is also great if you’re interested in trying constraint but not sure about breaking out the ropes.
Assume the Position
This one requires you both to be flexible — and for him to have penile flexibility as well. Both of you bend over and grab your ankles, facing away from each other. Back up into each other, butt to butt, so he can bend his member backwards to insert into you. Then you gently rock into each other. You may want to start with penetration and then bend over, but this one will likely take practice.
As you guessed by the name, you need to be really flexible for this one. Both of you need to stand up, then the woman bends over and lifts one leg straight in the air, resting it on his shoulder if she needs the support. With her head down he holds her butt and puts his cock in her vagina, grabbing her butt to help with thrusting. You could also do this laying down, where he’s on his back and she does the splits on top of him, then rocks or bounces. Before trying this one you may want to stretch out first so you don’t pull a muscle.
All sex positions are a variation on each other, so if you want to change things up, take your regular favorites and start moving your legs into different positions or try facing a different direction, or re-create it on the vertical instead of the horizontal. The above suggestions are meant to get you started – use your imagination and take it from there!
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