Someone needs to tell you this… no one is excited to hear the sex story where you hooked up at home, in bed, while staring at your ceiling. That’s not what makes for steamy love affairs, and it definitely doesn’t make for repeat performances.
If you’re in a long-term relationship and have the same kind of sex in the same place every time, chances are your partner is over the monotony. If you’re hooking up with a fling, you should also regularly switch up locations to keep the relationship spicy.
If you found someone to hook up with on Adultfriendfinder, you’re already on your way to some steamy fun. Hooking up in crazy places gives your sex life the blood-pumping, adrenaline-inducing thrill your partner yearns for. So get out of your rut and into new locations. Pitch one of these five insane places to get it on to your partner, and before you know it, they may have some ideas of their own!
The Ocean
That song, “Cake by The Ocean,” may be less about eating frosting in the sunshine and more about one of the best spots to go at it with your lover. After all, what can be sexier than rolling around in the sand with someone who gets you hot in all the right ways?
Most beaches are public so finding one you can access late at night is your best bet on this covert mission. When the night turns to late-night, grab your person and start stripping. Word to the wise, remember where you left your clothes. Fumbling around, nude, wet, and cold in the pitch-black night, is less than ideal. Leave your items in a hidden but memorable spot and head to the salty waters to join in on the first stop of this sexual bucket list.
Try to plan this for summer, too, because no one needs to worry about shrinkage when they’re trying to impress. Go at it in the shallows, and then get out of there. Cops are known to patrol many beaches, and catching you in the buff is just what they’re after. So sit at the beach for a little while to make sure that no one’s lurking in the shadows, and when the coast is clear, get to it.
Also, please make sure there are no children anywhere in sight. Nothing ruins your life like having to get on a registry. Better yet, try for a beach with no one on it and avoid the issue altogether.
Public Bathrooms
What’s so great about getting it on in a public bathroom? For one, you can find one anywhere, and for two, THEY LOCK. When you’re moving your sex life out of the bedroom, getting caught is most people’s greatest fear, and for good reason! Public sex can be frowned upon, but that’s what makes it so thrilling.
However, you should know a few things before having sex in a public bathroom. First, pick a bathroom where two people can quickly enter together. Bathrooms that are single-stall or larger work best. You’re going to want to pick one that you know is likely to be clean as well. Nothing kills the mood like a foul-smelling bathroom. Finally, choose a nice busy restaurant so that no one will notice you two slipping in together.
Once you’ve checked those boxes, there’s not much more to it. So bend your partner over the sink and have at it. There’s something hot about doing it in front of a mirror, so the sink is the perfect location. Even if you wash up after, you’ll feel dirtier leaving than when you came in.
Dressing Rooms
Dressing rooms are designed for you to undress, which is precisely why they’re one of the wildest places to hook up. Think about it; you’ve been dragged around a mall all day for things you didn’t want to buy; the least your partner could do is give you something sexy in return.
To perfect your dressing room hookup, you’ll need to ensure there’s no attendant at the entrance. Most places divide by gender, so you may need to do a little searching. Once you find that holy grail of dressing rooms, lock that door behind you and start taking things off.
One thing to keep in mind about getting sexy in a dressing room is that the lower half of the stalls are often not covered. So to keep people from wondering why they see two sets of legs, get your partner on the bench on all fours to enter full stealth mode. Make sure you slip out one after another, and who knows; you may want to head to Old Navy more than you ever expected.
The Woods
Ah, the great outdoors. Miles of lush landscape, thousands of trees, and not a soul around make mother nature one of the steamiest locations to do what only feels natural. So pack a picnic, hiking boots, and a blanket and hit the trail. The view will be highly worth it.
Pay attention here because there are many things to consider when taking your partner out into the wilderness. Poison Oak is the first that comes to mind, so “leaves of three let em’ be.” This advice could mean all the difference in what that fire in your loins really means. Pick your location well off a trail, away from anything that looks remotely like poison oak and is private on all sides.
Spread a blanket down if that sounds nice, or bend your partner over a tree to really learn about the birds and the bees. But, of course, no one will hear you if your location is perfect, and if they do, well, it’s bear season. Doesn’t this already sound better than looking at your ceiling back home?
Up High
The beauty of having sex in locations up high is that people rarely look up. These days everyone’s face down in their phones anyway, so it’s pretty unlikely they’ll look up at a rooftop and see you. There are some things to consider when choosing a prime rooftop.
The ideal rooftop should be flat. It’s already hard enough to navigate clothes half on and half off. A pitched roof will have one of you end up in the hospital. Find a nice flat roof that has a hidden but simple access point. If you know a friend who owns a business or has access to a private roof, ask them to get up on it. Say you’d like to watch the sunset with someone special.
Once you have the place to yourself, make sure you’re truly alone. Just because you’re on a roof, it does not mean no one can see you. Pay close attention to the surrounding buildings, particularly if one might be taller than the one you’re on. If the coast is clear, then get to it. Your partner will not soon forget you for taking your sex life to new heights.
Word of Caution:
While all these ideas are sure to get your sex life extra steamy and let you have a scandalous story to tell, you need to be careful. Getting caught having sex in public places can have some grave consequences. Make sure to check and double-check your location before getting naked. Be sure that there are no minors around. This experience should be etched in your mind forever, not your record. You want this to be a quickie, so wearing clothes with easy access can help. You’d be amazed at what a summer dress with no panties can do.
Now that you’ve got some inspiration to spice up your sex life with these crazy locations try to think of even more on your own. Text your partner with a location, have them meet you there, and then go your separate ways afterward. Bust out of the bedroom and into a new, fun, and sexy chapter of your sex life. Your lover will thank you!
