For centuries humanity had no preconceived notions about sexual relationships codified into religious dogma and sectarian law. Humanity somehow thrived, even though most people were simply fucking whoever fit their mood. Then came the sexual dark ages, with many people being constricted into the confines of marriage and monogamy to please an ethereal deity or society as a whole. Now, the world is waking up to the fact that having multiple partners can be beneficial.
Where Billionaires Fit In
Recently the news has been dominated by stories of the vanity space race between billionaires Jeff Bezos, Richard Branson, and Elon Musk. However, for those of us paying closer attention, it seems these billionaires and others are also setting the stage for a new sexual revolution.
For years, Branson has been pushing the narrative that he’s a wild playboy with a voracious sexual appetite. He even named his company Virgin to reinforce the sexual undertones his image clings to for branding and engagement. Bezos famously paid out dozens of billions of dollars to his now ex-wife in part because he found his new girlfriend Lauren Sanchez even more fuckable.
Even Bill Gates has been chasing ass around the Microsoft campus, enough to spur an internal investigation by the company, as well as a costly divorce from his wife, Melinda French Gates. Musk seems happy enough with his wife Grimes, but she isn’t his first wife.
In an era where most people view the ultra-wealthy as role models, it’s fair to say that this jet-set crowd proves the adage that people are only as monogamous as their options.
Where Regular People Fit In
The idea of multiple partners may sound daunting to someone who works in a cubicle and needs two jobs to afford rent. However, when you completely remove the financial element from the equation, it’s tough to find anyone at the top of the economic pyramid voluntarily choosing to be in a closed sexual relationship with just one other person.
Take a look at the number of lottery winners who end up getting divorced once the millions hit their bank account, and the point gets proven once again that money leads to other options. This can break any monogamous relationship, no matter how solid it seemed before the cash rolled in.
Are All Adult Dating Enthusiasts Billionaires?
Of course not, but that shouldn’t stop the rest of us from living sex lives that rival those of our billionaire counterparts. As a great thought experiment, look around the room and ask yourself what wouldn’t change if you had a few billion dollars in the bank right now.
Perhaps you have a lucky charm on your keychain you would still keep no matter how much more money you had. Maybe you really like your wallet, or wouldn’t want to bother getting another new mobile phone? Those items and experiences in your life that you would continue even if you became a billionaire are the ones you should focus on and replicate in all aspects of your life.
You’re likely not living in as nice a house as you would own if you had a few billion, your car would probably be newer and shinier if you had real mogul money – but there are plenty of aspects of your life you would keep exactly the way they are already.
So Why Can’t You Have A Billionaire Sex Life?
The short answer is, you can. There are plenty of 18-50-year-olds having better sex than Warren Buffet ever could. They are free to fuck whoever they feel like, eschewing the useless trappings of monogamy and sharing their fantasies with partners from all around the globe.
Whether you’re celibate, feeling locked into a relationship of convenience, or just looking for some NSA sex, your financial status shouldn’t keep you from getting what you want.
Is Adult Dating Even Better Than Going Into Outer Space?
Let’s face it, anyone who watched Bezos’ Blue Origin space launch had to notice the fact that his spaceship looked like a giant penis penetrating the sky. That can’t have been a total accident, can it? Yeah yeah, it was just for purposes of aerodynamics, right?! You may not be able to launch yourself into the stratosphere on a billion-dollar cock rocket right now. Still, you can easily find your own new Latina girlfriend every bit as hot as Lauren Sanchez (or hotter) and enjoy each other in ways that give you both orgasms the mind-bending size of a supernova.
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