If you’ve ever heard the song “Love in an Elevator,” by Aerosmith and wondered what sex in an elevator would actually be like, you’re not alone.
Of course, there’s always the risk (and thrill) of possibly getting caught, which is why you must use caution if you try livin’ it up while you’re going down.
Here are some tips if you want to spice things up with a sexy elevator ride or two!
Plan Ahead
Most elevators, even those that travel many floors, are pretty quick, and the idea that a person could get off 15 seconds while on the elevator seems impossible. If you can pull it off, then more power to you! If not, there are many other ways to make love in an elevator, including making out, fingering, taking panties off if the person is wearing a skirt, spanking, and more. Depending on how kinky you are, your goals, and whether you’re headed to your apartment or room via elevator, a few options can work well for you if you plan ahead.
Before getting down to the sexy stuff, do a little bit of exploration of the elevators in your area first. If elevators in a particular building aren’t highly used at night, think about having a 3 a.m. adventure. Once you’re on the elevator, push the button for the top floor so you have more time to stop having sex if the elevator starts moving. This will give you a few extra seconds to pull your skirt down or zip your pants up.
Check For Cameras
While checking things out, ensure the elevator you’re going to have sex on doesn’t have cameras. If you’re unsure whether a camera could be in the elevator due to the type of ceiling it has, for example, avoid using that elevator. Keep in mind that while some people may be tempted to hit the emergency stop button on an elevator, in many cases, these will notify building management and the police. Nothing kills a boner faster than the police coming to “rescue” you while you’re balls deep in your partner. NOt to mention that hitting the emergency stop on an elevator may come with penalties if not done in cases of emergency only.
Easy Access Clothing is a Must
If you’re going to have sex in an elevator – or in public at all – easy on, easy off clothing is one of the most important things you can do to prepare. Skirts are often the ideal choice for women, many of whom also choose not to wear panties for a quick elevator tryst. But, on the other hand, some women still decide to wear panties, sliding them to the side when the time comes to have sex.
For men, you may want to find a pair of pants that fit well without a belt, especially if you plan on having penetrative sex. Unbuckling a belt and then buckling it up to not arouse suspicion isn’t the most convenient situation. Some people also wear gym shorts or other bottoms that can easily pull up and down depending on the situation. If your hard-on can be easily seen through pants, consider something with a little more coverage.
Practice Fucking Standing Up
When having sex in elevators, sex standing up is pretty much the only option available. Due to this, having a little practice time with the person you’re getting it on with can make things run a little smoother. Sometimes, sex standing up can be a little more complicated, particularly when there are height differences. So enjoy some practice time with your fuck buddy or dating partner and use it as preparation for the good times to come.
Other Ways to be Prepared
If one or both partners know elevator sex is happening in the near future, there are other ways to prepare. Some people need a little foreplay, for example, to get their engine running before a quickie. Try masturbating in the bathroom, sexting, and leaving the house without panties. If you’re in a hotel and have scoped out the elevator for a late-night quickie, think about doing a little mutual masturbation before heading to the elevator.
Avoid Glass Elevators
This tip seems like an obvious one, doesn’t it? Still, you’d be surprised how many people get busted trying to live out their exhibitionist fantasies in a glass elevator. Sure, it sounds hot, but just don’t.
Now that you’ve done the prep work, it’s go time. Once the deed is done, don’t forget to share your experience in our Erotic Stories section!
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