What Are Nudist Colonies Really All About?

Did you know that there are communities in the US where you can be naked in your front yard, and it’s completely legal? 

Seriously, there are places where seeing your next-door neighbor go out fully nude to get the mail is just a daily occurrence. It may sound bizarre to most of us, but it’s just everyday life in places known as nudist colonies

What is a Nudist Community?

In simple terms, a nudist community is a place where people can freely live their everyday lives in the nude. Sometimes it’s an actual neighborhood, while other times, it’s just a cluster of mobile home units in the same area. Some of these communities are pretty upscale, made up of townhomes, condos, and single-family homes, making them seem like a typical gated community until you walk inside the gates. The only difference is that in these communities, wearing clothes is optional.

Many luxury nudist communities will even have resorts on the premises. The cost to live there is significantly higher, but they offer upscale amenities, such as restaurants, organized activities, and pools. The resorts can also function as a recruitment tool for those considering a lifestyle switch. Many people start by going on nude cruises and visiting nude resorts, then decide if it’s something they would like to do 24/7

The Swinger Misconception

Many who are unfamiliar with nudist colonies assume all nudists are swingers. “They’re naked, therefore, they must be sexual deviants” is a common thought, but that’s completely false. It’s not uncommon to have this thought because, when naked, people think of sex in most cases. However, there’s no correlation between the two, as getting naked and being intimate are two completely different things for nudists. 

It’s worth noting, however, that some nudist resorts and communities do occasionally host swinger parties. Some residents like to participate in these events, often referring to it as a “lifestyle.” But, of course, you can be a nudist living in a nudist community without partaking in the swinger parties, as participation is optional. 

Are Nudist Colonies Full of Retirees?

This stereotype probably stems from the fact that many nudist beaches are packed with the 50+ crowd, and frankly, it does hold some water. While the ages in these communities and resorts range from the 20s to much older, the communities tend to attract older people ready to live freely. Of course, some of them might still work, but chances are that they’ve moved from their primary residence to a nudist community, and their jobs are not going with them.

Nudist resorts are like any other vacation resort; thus, you are free just to show up. Of course, there are some nudist resorts where single men aren’t allowed, and others charge single men more than women. However, these resorts are much more welcoming to couples to provide a good balance of genders.

What do People do in Nudist Colonies?

Nudists do a lot of the same things that non-nudists do. They have hobbies, go out with friends, and work on their homes. Many residents will have many activities they enjoy doing in the nude, such as fixing the car, riding a bike, taking a pet for a walk in the neighborhood, playing scrabble with friends, or simply going for a walk. They enjoy being in the nude, so any added activity where they can be free is something they thoroughly enjoy.

Many people wonder, “why do nudists love to be naked?” If you don’t understand where this is coming from, you can always go to a nudist beach and test the waters. Those who skinny-dipped in college surely remember how freeing that must have felt. You’d be surprised how enjoyable it can be to go skinny dipping and feel the breeze across your skin instead of over your clothes.

Do Nudists Ever Leave Their Community?

There’s often no need for nudists to return to their old lifestyle, but everyone is free to leave anytime. Of course, some nudists might need to leave their community to go grocery shopping or do daily tasks they cannot do in the nude. Then some nudist colonies have everything within the neighborhood, so there’s no need to leave for everyday activities. In most cases, many still go to work but get naked as soon as they get home. 

 All Nudist Colonies Have Rules

No matter which nudist colony you want to join, you must follow some rules and guidelines. Often, these policies will differ depending on where the nudist colony resides, but a couple of restrictions usually apply in most nudist communities.

  1. Lingerie, underwear, or suggestive attire is not allowed. Since nudists prefer to separate nudity from anything sexual, sexy/sensual clothing is off-limits.
  2. Being naked is optional. This rule often strikes newcomers as weird; however, in nudist colonies, you don’t have to be naked. Some people are naked on certain days and fully dressed on others. You are free to stroll down the street naked, or you can wear clothes; it’s entirely up to you. However, one must be naked when it comes to pools, pool decks, and Jacuzzis. You aren’t allowed to bring a swimsuit either.

3. Public sex is not allowed. Just like anywhere else, having sex in public is prohibited. Of course, if you’re interested in having sex in front of people, you’re more than welcome to sign up for swinger parties. Still, sex in public places is not allowed since nudist resorts and colonies aren’t sexually charged environments.

Conclusion

Overall, nudist colonies are like most others, but with fewer clothes. Living in these colonies can be incredibly freeing and boost your self-confidence. But if you aren’t sure, visiting a nudist beach or a resort is an excellent way to start.

Working Naked Day – Yup, It’s a Thing!

Working from home has its perks, especially if you’re not a fan of wearing pants while you get caught up on your emails. So, it comes as no surprise that someone came up with a whole day to celebrate working in the buff.

Working Naked Day, which falls on the first Friday in February, was founded by author Lisa Kanarek in 2010 when she left the corporate world to work from home. The concept of working naked doesn’t necessarily mean working nude. It can also mean working in a space that is stripped down from the confines of a corporate office. We all know that’s not what people are thinking about, though.

The easiest way to celebrate the day is to get naked while you work, which is a lot easier this year, given that many people are still working from home. So, don’t be afraid to take it all off, as long as you remember to put it back on for any Zoom meetings you may need to take during the day. Unless you work for onebestway, a UK design firm that experimented with Naked Fridays in 2009 and documented it for a TV show. Yep, this also is a real thing.

If you do decide to go commando today, naturist (another term for ‘nudist’) Stephane Deschenes recommends sitting on a towel to protect your fancy office chair from sweat and other fluids. He also advises those working naked from home to remember to throw something on before answering the door, lest you want the UPS guy to get an unexpected glimpse of the goods.  

So, just how many people celebrate this day, or any other day, really, by taking it all off while they work from home? An informal survey of Adult FriendFinder members indicated that 42% of respondents said they would commemorate the occasion by working naked the whole day. 26% of respondents said they work naked every day anyway, and 31.6% said they can’t work naked from home due to factors like roommates or frequent video calls.

Benefits of Working Naked 

An informal survey of, uh, myself indicated that people tend to be more productive while working naked. If you happen to be close enough to a window to get some sunlight, or if you’re working in your backyard, it can also help support your immune system by helping you get the vitamin D you need to prevent illnesses. Just be sure you’re out of your neighbor’s view, as I’m not sure the police will accept “I was trying to work on my immune system” as an excuse for indecent exposure. This one may be obvious, but it’s also easier to knock out a quickie or two in between work calls if you’re already birthday suited up. Don’t forget the chair towel if you’re trying this one, though!

Jobs You Can Do While Naked

If you wish you could work naked but don’t have the sort of career that supports those goals, maybe it’s time for a switch! Webcam models and adult content creators get paid to be naked in their rooms, so if you’re not shy about sex, that may be something worth exploring. If you’re not nearly as bold but still like the idea of working in your birthday suit, freelance work could be the way to go because you get all the benefits of working naked without having to worry about putting on a shirt because your boss wants you to jump into a work call.

Any way you shake it (ha!), it’s time to get naked and get some work done!

 

Individuals pictured are models and are used for illustrative purposes.