How to Write the Hottest Erotica Ever

The modern world is all about the art of the written word. That may sound odd until you look around and take notice of the way we all interact with each other.

There are plenty of photos and videos on the internet, but they are almost always accompanied by text. Social media posts, search engines, and even photographic memes are made more interesting by the text that creative people embed in our digital expressions. Add in the fact that texting has replaced talking on the phone, and you start to see the value of being a good writer when communicating your ideas to others.

Do You Give Good Text?

Text can be an essential element in sexual situations, especially in modern dating. It often starts with what you write on your dating profiles. Is your text original and clever or just something you copied off someone else’s cliché profile? When it’s time to send messages, are they simplistic one-liners that rely on the other person to carry the conversation, or can you add something to make them tingle before you mingle in person? She sends you an impromptu poem or makes a very sexy remark about what she wants to do with you on your upcoming date. Are you only able to reply with a dick-pic and that ridiculous eggplant emoji, or do you have more to offer?

Stroke Your Erotic Muscle By Writing Erotica

Your ability to create the sort of text that your potential playmates will adore is as much about practice as any other form of performance. The same way you go to the gym to strengthen your core, you can exercise your ability to turn a few words of text into the sort of orgasm-inducing appetizer that damn near guarantees your new fan will be down to meet up in person.

The easiest way to exercise your mind is to write your own erotica. All you need is a keyboard or a pen and paper to get started. It’s a great way to pass the time, it costs almost nothing, and it can be a titillating experience as you begin to discover things about your sexuality while cranking out scenarios worthy of your time and your playmate’s affection.

Start With What You Know

Step one is simple. Always start by writing about something you’ve experienced for yourself. It can be anything in your past that gave you the sort of urge you want to evoke in others. A non-fiction account of an actual event makes it easy to recall all the juicy details and paint the canvass in your mind with the kind of facts that you already know are capable of shifting your libido into gear.

Be willing to embellish or augment those facts with fantasy as much as you see fit. Writing is one of the true freedoms in life. There’s no way to color within the lines because writing has no lines or boundaries to stay within – it’s all about letting it flow out of your soul and onto the page.

Turn Your Second Best Fantasy Into A Reality

Many novice erotic writers make the mistake of trying to start with their best fantasy ever. You won’t be able to do it justice right out of the gate, so leave it in the back of your mind for later. Instead, choose your second hottest fantasy and give it a go. Try to be as grounded in reality with facts, locations, feelings, and faux memories as you were when writing the fictitious example we explored earlier.

The Two True Tests of Erotica Writing

Can A Reader Tell Which Is Fact And Which is Fiction?

This first test is pretty simple to pass once you get some practice. If you write one fiction example and one non-fiction, can a reader tell which is real and which is fantasy? Did you gloss over the details of what kind of jeans he was wearing in the fiction account but remember every wrinkle in the other version? Are you recalling the way her cherry lip gloss tasted with urgency in the factual story but only lightly skipping over the way her lips looked when trying to create a story out of thin air?

Keep trying; it may take two, ten, or a hundred attempts to reach the point where you’re able to recall imagined events as well as you do real ones from your past. Nevertheless, it’s a worthwhile exercise that will also make you more observant, more in touch, and more present for other aspects of your life as well (perhaps that’s why good writers are also great lovers).

The Second Test is Far More Challenging

The second test is even more straightforward but much more challenging to accomplish. Simply put, did your own story make YOU cum?!

If you write a story so hot and engaging that you have to stop reading to rub one out, congratulations, you now have something worth showing to someone else! 

Erotica is an expression of yourself. If what you wrote is good enough to get you hot under the collar, it’s already worthy of anyone else’s attention. You can be proud and confident that it will be well received. Most importantly, if it doesn’t turn a particular person on, that doesn’t mean your erotica is faulty. It likely just means you aren’t sexually compatible.

Once you can bring someone to climax with nothing more than your words, not only have you finally written a great erotic story – you’ve also found a new playmate and future muse.

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AFF Member Erotic Stories — A Brief Train Ride

Your eyes briefly lock as you walk down the aisle of the train, a subconscious smile flicking across your lips. Your attention briefly broken as you look for your seat. Placing your handbag down next to him you both smile shyly. A magnetic attraction clearly existing. As you place your overnight bag in the overhead compartment you feel your shirt rise up, knowing a slither of your stomach is visible. You look down between your arms and see his eyes widen a little and his gaze slip down to your thighs where your skirt has ridden up a little higher too. You take your seat and he introduces himself. ‘He seems as nice as he is cute,’ you think to you yourself.

His arm is rubbing against yours on the armrest. His at the back, yours at the front. It started off as a very light touch, hard to determine if it was accidental but slowly the touch has become firmer so that now you can feel his forearm along yours. Sitting in silence as you both read, the edge of his hand now touching yours, your little fingers start to move imperceptibly gliding along each other. Subtly you move over in your chair, your outer thigh now against his suit pants. His leg now pressing against you, you can feel the strength in them. He covers your hand with his, your palm up as his fingertips trace lightly down your fingers and over your palms. Moving slowly back up, his fingertips between your fingers now, gliding lightly over them, the innuendo not lost on you.

He raises the armrest and your hands now sit on your thigh, warm from being exposed to the sun through the window. Your hand clasped in his, fingers entwined, your hand facing upwards, his pointing down so that his fingertips can run lightly on your thigh. Slowly his hand moves further up, yours still underneath, you know that you can end this at any moment with a movement of your hand, you both know that you have the power in this interlude. Your breathing gets deeper as his fingertips continue to move slowly, lightly in circles on your upper thigh. Feeling the pressure in your hand as he squeezes it, the pulsing representing what’s happening in both of your loins.

You release his hand, making sure you pull his higher so that now it rests at the very top of your thigh. His thumb massaging your hip as his finger traces the outside of your panty line. You brush your hand against him, feeling how hard you have made him. Running your palm over him, feeling the shape and hardness of him. You lean over and kiss him, lightly on the neck, he turns to you, his lips softly against yours as you back away and stand up.

As you return from the bathroom, your stop approaching, you lean over, his palm face-up, perfect for what you’re about to do. You place your knickers in his hand, pressing down with your finger so he can feel the dampness in his palm, his eyes wild with excitement you lean in and kiss him again. His teeth lightly on your lip as you pull away. You stretch up to get your bags from the overhead compartment, looking down again and seeing him fondle your underwear as you bite your lip, eyes smiling at him.

To be continued…

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The Maid and Morning Wood

I’m not sure how to describe what happened a couple weeks back. Surprising, embarrassing, or just crazy hot.

Several months ago, I decided to hire a cleaning service to come to my place once a week, just to tidy things up a bit. I hate housework but like to come home to a clean place, and to invite a “chance encounter” to my place for the occasional hook-up.

When I called the cleaning service, I asked if I could request their maid, Mary. She had come highly recommended by a co-worker whose home she cleaned and the company was happy to oblige. Mary’s scheduled arrival time was 9:00 a.m. sharp Tuesday morning. When she arrived the first time, she was very shy and dressed in loose mom jeans and a baggy sweatshirt. She told me she was always prompt and explained she would be finished by noon. Her face was attractive but, in her work clothes, I had no idea what her body was like. Not that it mattered; I was only interested in how well she cleaned my home.

Every Monday night, I made sure to set my alarm so I was up, showered, and heading off to work by the time she arrived in the morning. Since I sleep in the nude and often wake to a raging hard-on, I didn’t want her to accidentally walk in on me. I tend to kick off the covers and often awake fully exposed.

For a couple of months, the plan worked great. I came home and the place was spotless. I tipped her very well – so much so, that occasionally she baked chocolate chip cookies while she was working and, when I arrived home, the place smelled divine … and the cookies were a welcome treat.

Then I made a mistake: I was working late one Monday and I forgot to set the alarm. It was 9:30 when I heard the sound of dishes rattling in the kitchen.

“Oh shit!” I thought. “The maid is here and I’m buck naked with a hard-on. I grabbed a blanket, covered myself, and closed my bedroom door. I took a quick shower and threw on my clothes.

Certain I had saved myself from embarrassment, I opened the bedroom door and walked into the living room, apologizing that I had overslept and I had intended to be gone before she arrived.

“No problem,” Mary replied loudly from the kitchen as she busied herself with her duties. “I saw your car keys on the kitchen counter and thought you might still be here so I got started in the kitchen. Did I wake you?”

“Well, yes,” I answered, “but thank goodness you did. I have a pile of work waiting for me.” As I rounded the corner into the kitchen, I noticed she was avoiding eye contact. It was unusual; she was normally very friendly, in a strictly-business sort of way.

I stopped for a moment then asked, “Is everything okay?” She turned toward me and her face was beet-red in embarrassment. Then she turned away as she spoke. “Forgive me,” she explained, “but when I thought you might still be here, I called out to you but you must not have heard me. I went to your room to wake you, the door was open, and I … I couldn’t help but see you laying there … I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have …”

I interrupted her apology, “No, it was my fault completely. I didn’t set my alarm. I’m so sorry. I’m so embarrassed. I hope you will forgive me …” Awkward doesn’t describe the two of us standing in my kitchen apologizing to one another. “Well, I’d better get off to work,” I said as I made a hasty exit.

When I reached my office, I went straight to my co-worker’s office—the one who had recommended her—a blurted out the story of what had just happened. “Oh my God,” he laughed, “I wonder if she saw you naked as a jaybird.”

“By her reaction,” I replied, “I’m pretty sure she did. I hope she accepts my apology.”

“I wouldn’t worry too much about it,” he explained, “Mary needs the work and I know she appreciates your generous tips. I tip her well, too, because I know her situation at home. Her husband is a complete loser, he can’t keep a job because he shoots his mouth off to his boss and they fire him. He treats Mary like a rug he wipes his feet on. She should dump him but her self-esteem is so low she stays with him. It’s too bad because she’s a real sweetheart.”

Things went back to normal after that. To my surprise, Mary showed up at 9:00 a.m. the next Tuesday. My alarm had gone off early and I was dressed and left when she arrived. A few more weeks passed, and I came home to a freshly-baked loaf of banana bread, my favorite. I smiled, thankful that all was good with us again.

The following Tuesday, a heavy snowfall was forecast and I called Mary the night before to tell her not to risk driving if the roads were bad. She thanked me for my thoughtfulness. She said she would see how the weather looked in the morning and make her decision then, if that was okay. “Of course,” I replied, “just know it’s not worth risking your safety to clean my place.”

Overnight, the snowfall was lighter than expected and Mary showed up at 9:00 a.m. I went to work but watched as the snow started coming down heavier and heavier. Schools were closed and I started to worry about the drive home. I looked at my watch. It was half past noon. Mary would be gone by now so I felt safe leaving early to avoid snowbound traffic.

To my surprise, Mary’s car was still in the driveway. I figured she was waiting for the snow to let up so I went in, expecting her to be watching the weather. She wasn’t in the kitchen or living room. I called out for her but got no response. As I reached my bedroom, I looked in the open door and there she was, stretched out on my bed, completely naked, her fingers working gently, slowly over her clit.

“I was hoping you’d come home early,” she said. “I figured that I got to see yours, it’s only fair you get to see mine, too.” I stood in the bedroom doorway speechless, unsure what to say or do. But my cock was throbbing at the sight of her. Her body was curvy in all the right places.

“But, but …” I stammered, “What about your husband?”

“He called me and told me he got stuck in the snow. He’s two hours away and waiting for a tow truck. He doesn’t know when he’ll make it home.” Still, I was without words as I watched her work her pussy open, inviting me to take a closer look. “I’m sorry,” she continued, “This is so unlike me. I’ve never done anything like this before. But I haven’t been able to get the sight of your cock out of my mind since that day. Every night since, I’ve masturbated, thinking about what it would be like to feel you inside me.”

After I pinched myself several times to see if I was dreaming, I realized Mary was, in fact, fingering her pussy, naked in my bed, desperately wanting me to fuck her married pussy. What’s guy supposed to do?

I moved beside the bed and slowly undressed. First unbuttoning my shirt, then unbuckling my pants and let them fall to the floor. The bulge in my shorts was immense and her eyes locked on it. I stepped out of my pants and climbed onto the bed, kneeling beside her, then leaned over to kiss her gently. Her tongue darted out and pushed my lips apart. Mary wasn’t the least bit shy when she reached for the bulge in my boxer briefs and squeezed my erection.

“My God, you’re big,” she said as she tugged at the waistband of my shorts, yanking them down roughly. My cock sprung out and she gripped it with one hand, stroking it while she supped my nut sack with her other. She looked up at me and said, “You look shocked. You knew I saw you naked that morning. I was so turned on, you could have bent me over the kitchen counter and had your way with me right then.”

“Yes, I’m shocked,” I replied, “but I’m glad you’re here. Are you sure you want to do this?”

“Oh, yes,” she smiled as she spoke, “I’m sure. I want to enjoy this.”

“But, what about your husband,” I prodded.

“My husband? When he’s in the mood—which is usually when he’s drunk—he climbs on top of me and humps me for a minute or two till he cums, then he falls asleep. We’ve got at least two hours to enjoy this, if you want me, that is.”

“Want you? Hell, yes, I want to fuck the living daylights out of you. Are you kidding?”

“You can do anything you want to me,” she said. “So stop talking.” With that, she pulled my cock to her mouth and started sucking it hungrily, as if she hadn’t had a meal in weeks. Her cock-sucking skills were exceptional and before long, I was about to blow my load into her mouth.

“Spread your legs,” I told her, and she opened them wide, inviting me to take a taste of her married cunt. Her pussy lips were already swollen and her slit gaped open. Her pussy was sopping wet. I licked her clit and sucked her pussy lips into my mouth. She moaned softly as I worked her pussy with my tongue. When I shoved my tongue into her wanting hole, she gasped with excitement. I looked up her body and saw she was gripping her nipples tightly, one between each of her hands. Her fingers twisted them roughly as I continued my work on her pussy.

“Fuck me,” she whispered.

“Louder,” I commanded.

“Please fuck me,” she pleaded.

“Tell me you want me to fuck your married cunt.”

“Yes, yes, please fuck my married cunt. Fuck me like a slut.”

Without any further delay, I moved up her body and rammed the full length of my stone-hard shaft inside her. She gasped a deep breath in then let it out in a soft moan. She tilted her pelvis up to welcome my stiffness, and our rhythm was instantaneous. Out tongues intertwined as my cock stroked her neglected pussy. Her first orgasm came quickly. She wrapped her legs around mine and bucked against me as the walls of her vagina clamped tightly around my cock. It seemed as if her orgasm wouldn’t stop and, once again, I was close to delivering my load.

Then she went limp, laying there satisfied, enjoying my cock still moving slowly in and out of her. We kissed and held one another until she recovered. Then I turned her over and told her to get on her knees, I was going to fuck her doggy style.

“Oh my,” she mumbled, “It’s been a long time since I’ve done that. I’m afraid I won’t be able to take all of you that way. Will you go slow, please?” she begged as she assumed the doggy position.

“Hell no!” I answered. “I’m going to fuck you rough. You said I could do anything I wanted to you.”

She squealed slightly as I mounted her from behind and drilled her as deep as I could. She took every inch and began rocking back and forth to meet my thrusts. The harder I fucked her, the louder she got, until she was enjoying her second intense orgasm. This time, I couldn’t hold back, I unleashed an admirable load inside her. “Stay right there. Don’t move.” I told her as my cock fell limp from her gaping cunt. I watched as my cum oozed slowly onto the sheets below, creating a large pool of cum. I rubbed my cum all over her pussy and ass before flipping her onto her back.

“Clean my cock,” I instructed, and she eagerly took my fading dick in her mouth, licking and sucking our co-mingled juices from it. Then, I laid down beside her and we kissed, caressed and dozed off. When we awoke, nearly two hours had passed and her phone was ringing.

“It’s my husband,” she said. “I’d better answer it.” She clicked the answer button and said, “You’re back on the road. You’ll be home in an hour. Okay, drive safely. Me? I, umm, I just finished cleaning. His place was a little messier than usual. I’ll be home when you get there.”

She clicked the phone off, smiled, and looked at me. “You know, we really should allow at least an extra hour for your cleaning each week. Maybe two. What do you think?”

“I think I like this treat better than cookies,” I replied. “Plan on an extra two hours next time.”

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The Bar Pick-Up

It was a usual Saturday night at the local tavern. I had gone up for a few beverages just to get away from the wife if nothing else, I wasn’t even thinking of trying to pick someone up. The night started as usual with my pulling up a stool to the bar, buying a drink and saying “hi” to a few friends. I sat there drinking my second beer when Kelly walked in the door. She is a regular and to tell the truth quite easy to take home from what my friends had told me. Kelly is 5’3″, around 140 pounds with black hair that just covers her shoulders. She isn’t a knock out by any means but has a nice set of tits and a butt a little large for my taste.

Kelly was 35 at the time, about the same age as me and we had talked before so we weren’t strangers. She knew I was married and I never had a thought of asking her if she wanted to go somewhere secluded.

She grabbed the only open stool at the bar, a couple seats down from me and we exchanged hello’s. I was rolling dice with my friends for beer rounds and she asked if she could join in. We didn’t object, and hoped she would end up buying her fair share. We rolled and Kelly lost and had to buy the round of beers, not bad, I think 4 of us were rolling so the cost was under 8$ for each round. All of us continued to drink and roll for beers till about 10pm. Kelly didn’t fair too well and I think she ended up buying 3 of the 5 rounds.

We rolled once more and once again Kelly’s luck ran bad, she lost again. Pulling her billfold out of her purse I could see from the look on her face that she was almost broke and offered to buy this round due to the fact that I hadn’t had to buy a round yet. The other guys agreed and Kelly thanked me as she moved down the bar to an open stool beside me. When she sat down I jokingly told her that she could trade the beers out later, she laughed and again thanked me for buying the last round.

The bar was beginning to slow down and the crowd began to thin out. By 11pm there was only 4 people in the bar including the bartender. My friend took a final drink from his can and announced he was leaving. I told him good-bye and turned to look around the bar seeing only Kelly and the bartender, I decided to have one more before leaving myself. The bartender mentioned that she had to clean up the back room and told us to holler if we wanted another drink. Kelly and I both nodded and she walked into the back room.

Kelly looked at me and again thanked me for buying that round and I told her it wasn’t a problem. Surprising me she slid her hand along my leg and told me that she was very thankful. In my half-drunk state I smiled and asked how thankful? Kelly responded by sliding her hand up my leg to my crotch and grabbing my cock. All I could do was moan and smile as she continued to rub my cock, my cock responded by beginning to stiffen at her touch.

Kelly smiled back at me and asked if she could repay me. I nodded and was in wonder as she quickly unbuttoned my jeans and reached in with a warm hand and stroked my cock. Precum began to leak from my cockhead and she rubbed her thumb over the slit and smeared my pre all over my cock head. She then took her fingers and swiped some precum from my cock and brought it to her mouth. Moaning she tasted it and smiled. Kelly stood up and turned my stool toward her. She then leaned in and took my cock into her mouth. I was in heaven as she began sucking on my cock, taking more and more of it with every stroke.

I couldn’t take it anymore and stood up pulling my jeans and underwear to my knees. Kelly didn’t miss the hint and got to her knees continuing to suck my cock. She was a wonderful cock-sucker and I was brought to climax quickly. I reached for her hair and grabbing it in each hand I began to face fuck her. Kelly responded by moaning louder and swallowing my cock deep into her throat.

Finally, I felt the rush and knew my cum was boiling toward the tip. With one final thrust I shot my load into her mouth, my cock was so deep in her mouth that I knew she couldn’t taste it because I was shooting into her throat. Kelly moaned as the cum shot into her mouth and pulled off enough to get the final squirts on her tongue with the last one landing on her lips. She just smiled and licked her lips clean.

I pulled my jeans up and slumped into the barstool, totally drained, in more than one way. Kelly stood up, straighten her top and jeans and told me that was just a partial payment and to look her up again if I wanted another payment, then she walked out the front door. All I could do was nod and smile knowing that I would do just that, find her again and see what other wild things she had in mind. To tell the truth I felt bad and knew that we had to get together again so I could repay her oral skills by giving her a taste of mine, but that is another story and I hope you all enjoy this one.

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