It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and what could make your season even better? Lots of great, festive sex! Here are some new, holiday-themed sex positions to try out if you’re in the mood to get naughty this Christmas. And yes, these are all real.
Santa’s Little Helper
We assume this position got the name Santa’s Little Helper because it looks like the woman is sitting on the big guy’s lap to tell him if she’s been naughty or nice. This one is pretty simple; the woman sits on the man’s lap facing away from him and lowers herself down onto his, um, candy cane. He then guides her hips up and down as she rides him to prove just how naughty she is.
The Stocking Stuffer
The woman lays on her back and places her legs on her partner’s shoulders so he can stuff her stocking with some g-spot stimulation and loads of orgasms. It sounds a lot more fun than the usual stocking stuffers unless you reaaalllly like loofas and shower gel.
Jingle Bells
The male lays down flat on his back while the female rides him reverse cowgirl style. As she slides her body up and down his shaft, she reaches down and proceeds to, you guessed it, jingle his bells. Simple, practical, and extra festive if you sing the song while you’re in the act.
The Sleigh Ride
This move is excellent for people who want to do a little festive frolicking but don’t have the stamina for more challenging positions. The female lays on her stomach with her legs straight out. The man mounts and enters from behind, riding her like the sexy little sleigh she is. Hopefully, like Rudolph, she too will come first.
Gift Wrap
If you’re looking for something a little more intimate, the Gift Wrap position is about as close as you can get. The man sits with his legs crossed, then the female sits on top and wraps her legs around him. He then holds her hips as she rides face-to-face for plenty of kissing and eye contact. It’s the gift that keeps on giving in more ways than one.
The Grinch
This one is our favorite because everyone can enjoy it. One partner stands up straight while the other gets on their knees and performs oral from underneath. Refinery29 says this position is named after The Grinch because the giver should slither around on the floor first, imitating the Grinch sneaking in to steal the Who’s presents. That sounds a little creepy, so we like to think it’s because if your partner is untrimmed, you’ll have a nice beard like your favorite cranky Christmas character.
The Tree Stand
If you want to have some fun while you’re putting up the tree, this one is for you! Grab your tree stand and use it to prop one leg up for some leverage during standing sex. The stand will help support everyone’s weight while you have a little holiday tryst.
Are you looking for more sex positions you can try any time of the year? Check out our previous posts, Weird Sex Positions That Really Work, and Big Tall, Short and Small, A Guide to Sex Positions for Different Body Types.
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